The Zodiac signs as conspiracy theories

The question has also been posed on Twitter by comedian Cathy Heller. Conspiracy theories are just astrology for white guys — Cathy Humes (@CrappyFumes) September 10, 2019 Daily DotBoth astrology and conspiracy theories rely on specific observable detailslike planetary movements or factoids from sensational news storiesto extrapolate a greater truth. The same reasons some dudes gawk at astrology are the exact reasons why conspiracy theories feel so absurd to non-believers: in order to believe in either, you have to allow for some suspension of disbelief. So whether youre a white dude who hates astrology, a recovering zodiac-memes addict, or simply a non-binary with a love for falling down Wikipedia holes, Ive created a new zodiac for . What follows is …