We Found Proof One Of The ‘Bachelor’ Contestants Is Only There For Fame | Betches

During a deep dive into the new Bachelor contestants, most of whom have deactivated their social media accounts/online presence in general, one white-toothed, fake-lashed, soon-to-be fit tea dealer stood high above the rest, and proved my theory that the first generation of people who spent their lives aspiring to be on The Bachelor have arrived. Enter: Mykenna Dorn, from Langely, British Columbia. At a mere 22 years old, Mykenna has, in theory, been watching The Bachelor franchise since she only five years old, and very clearly has been hoping for a long time to be a member of Bachelor Nation. A simple Google search of her first name and hometown brought me to a lackluster LinkedIn profile with no photos, no …

UPDATED: Caroline Calloway Is Responding To ‘The Cut’ Essay | Betches

Before I even got a chance to post a painstaking piece in which I attempted to recap the latest Caroline Calloway drama, spurred by a recent essay in The Cut, I made the mistake of checking Instagram, and I saw that Caroline had uploaded what I assume to be the first of many rebuttals to Natalie Beach’s essay about their friendship (among other topics). To provide a brief recap: Caroline Calloway is an Instagram influencer (of what variety, I’m not entirely sure—travel? Writing? Both?). Natalie and Caroline were friends, Caroline became big on Instagram, and they collaborated on her Instagram captions, and later, on her memoir. This all blew up when Natalie wrote an essay for The Cut about what it was like working and …

The Best Bachelor in Paradise Recap Youll Ever Read: JPJ Is Officially On Our Sh*t List | Betches

Welcome back to the best Bachelor in Paradise recap you’ll ever read! For those of you who thought ABC would give us a brief reprieve from the grueling four-hour-a-week schedule of this godforsaken show just because of a little thing like a national holiday, well think again bitch! If there’s one thing I know about the good people over at ABC, it’s that they do their best work when their audience is more sleep deprived and sunburnt than the contestants. In fact, I am force-feeding myself wine as we speak, even though I’ve spent the last 72 hours guzzling White Claw and now the mere smell of alcohol sends a cold chill down my spine. But ya know, how else are …

Photoshop Fail Of The Week: Where Is Margot Robbie’s Leg? | Betches

Often times my Photoshop Fails are everyday pics from celebrities/models/random thirst traps. They take a photo in a tropical location, edit it in Facetune or Spring or a slew of similar apps, then post it on their Instagram without much thought to things like whether the lines behind them match up or whether they completely warped some innocent bystander’s neck in the background. That stuff is pretty common because these people are not professional photo editors and don’t know what the f*ck they’re doing. That’s not to say it’s okay, but at least I understand how they messed up so bad. But when the pros f*ck it up, it’s another story. It’s like, someone thought you were good enough at …

The Betches Bachelorette Guide To Dewey Beach | Betches

Sick of Las Vegas or Nashville bachelorette parties? Head to Dewey Beach, Delaware—trust us!  There’s a saying that goes, “Dewey always In this beach town, anything goes and there’s something to do day and night. From lying on the beach to jam sessions and beach-front bars, don’t expect to be bored here ().  Sooo here’s the only downfall of Dewey Beach: Since there is no major airport in Delaware, there are no direct flights there. We recommend driving to Dewey Beach if possible, but for those out-of-state guests living more than a couple hours away, there three additional options. PhiladelphiaBaltimore Third option: Therea small airport in Wilmington, DE, but it’s ridiculously expensive to fly in and out of—even with a …